Academic Break Gifts

Alone in the great blue sea at last, Professor Hoehns comes to know panic firsthand.

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

"First class, or with children?"

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

Working Holiday

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

Bike Rides

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

Summertime

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

"I can hardly wait...TWO WHOLE weeks without having to deal with mindless e-mails, incessant interruptions, boring meetings...."

Happy holidays for kids.

Job satisfaction comes from doing what you enjoy, without the boss finding out.

"Never mind the sea, does it get wi-fi?"

'What I did on my summer vacation: I wrote about what I had done the rest of the year.'

How did you get your parents to send you to Costa Rica this summer, Ingrid? By almost flunking Spanish. That's dire. Hardly! I'll party and practice my accent. Next year�remind me to bring my French grade down. Si!

'I love all the seasons! Fall and winter have great holidays, and spring and summer school gets out!'

Smoking Area. Oh, I don't smoke. I'm just addicted to ten-minute breaks.

"Is there an option to make my out-of-office message permanent?"

"You weren't laid off...it's called Summer break."

'Personally - I'm against a four-day school week - I'm for a three-day school week. . .'

'You have failed on all counts...'

'We'll get a head start on goofing off.'

"You know, no matter how much you stare at your watch, summer isn't going to come any faster."

'We're having an energy crisis of sorts. The coffee machine is broken.'

Stress Clinic: 'Stepped out to smell the roses.'

"Guess we are going to the coffee shop!"

Interning in D.C. Volunteering in Seattle. Trekking in Nepal. Lucky ducks! I'm stuck here working 2 jobs! Wow! You're getting paid?!! Who knew? Employment is this summer's must-have status symbol. Some parents envy you.

Spring Break.

''What I Did Over Summer Vacation,' by Craig Martin.'

"I need a gap year."

Pre-vacation-burn-out radiology reports.