Academic Break T-Shirts

Alone in the great blue sea at last, Professor Hoehns comes to know panic firsthand.

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

"First class, or with children?"

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

Working Holiday

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

Bike Rides

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

Summertime

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

Happy holidays for kids.

"I can hardly wait...TWO WHOLE weeks without having to deal with mindless e-mails, incessant interruptions, boring meetings...."

Job satisfaction comes from doing what you enjoy, without the boss finding out.

'I love all the seasons! Fall and winter have great holidays, and spring and summer school gets out!'

'What I did on my summer vacation: I wrote about what I had done the rest of the year.'

"Is there an option to make my out-of-office message permanent?"

"Never mind the sea, does it get wi-fi?"

"You weren't laid off...it's called Summer break."

'Personally - I'm against a four-day school week - I'm for a three-day school week. . .'

'You have failed on all counts...'

'We'll get a head start on goofing off.'

"You know, no matter how much you stare at your watch, summer isn't going to come any faster."

'We're having an energy crisis of sorts. The coffee machine is broken.'

Stress Clinic: 'Stepped out to smell the roses.'

Spring Break.

"Guess we are going to the coffee shop!"

"I need a gap year."

Pre-vacation-burn-out radiology reports.

'We are now passing through the Sicilian Triangle, otherwise known as 'The Drink','