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"Don't you have a big test tomorrow?"

'Six hours of school, one hour of homework... I don't need letters in my soup!'

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

Burning the midnight oil.

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"Doing your homework may lead to a job that has homework."

'Court's in recess!'

'So what are you studying, young man?'

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

Six Thinking Hats

"No thanks, I brought my lunch."

"So the secret to getting good grades is to study hard...seems a little extreme!"

'I need to read five books this weekend to graduate - any suggestions?'

"The bad news is we've fired 80% of your office. The good news is we're fixing the coffee machine."

'I love all the seasons! Fall and winter have great holidays, and spring and summer school gets out!'

'Thank God it's Friday', thought the watercooler.

Smoking Area. Oh, I don't smoke. I'm just addicted to ten-minute breaks.

Guess which "squeaky wheel" got another raise.

Teacher boxing book: 'As I told you, today we're gonna really hit the books!'

'My stretch goal for this year is to get 52 weekly paychecks.'

"I need a gap year."

"Any yet he's always on my case."

Study more to pass more tests.

"I'm taking a year out to travel round the internet."

With one badly timed dunk teabreak was ruined.

'You're lucky, Ted. You're the only one around here who doesn't get treated like a number.'

'I've relaxed, put my feet up - Now, where's that good book you promised me?'

'I'm writing my dissertation on Latte Sizes.'

Bill couldn't explain it but every day around 3 o'clock he would hit the wall.

'Mum, Dad, I've downgraded my academic forecast.'

'I'm fully organized. Now I can freak out in some kind of order!'

New York Man

Alone in the great blue sea at last, Professor Hoehns comes to know panic firsthand.

"There are two kinds of students: perfectionists and procrastinators."