Study Break Specialist Gifts

"Study, study, study. It really tires me out."

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

"Be patient. He'll have to visit the water cooler sooner or later."

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

"No thanks, I brought my lunch."

Happy holidays for kids.

Smoking Area. Oh, I don't smoke. I'm just addicted to ten-minute breaks.

'I love all the seasons! Fall and winter have great holidays, and spring and summer school gets out!'

"You know, no matter how much you stare at your watch, summer isn't going to come any faster."

'Bring me the Wimbish report and a short worm, Ms Perkins, no time for lunch today.'

"I need a gap year."

"Your call is important to us, but not as important as this delicious cream donut with chocolate sprinkles that I'm about to eat..."

"I'm taking a year out to travel round the internet."

'I've relaxed, put my feet up - Now, where's that good book you promised me?'

What an attitude... Yes, but he does the job brilliantly.

New York Man

"So hardly working....or hardly working?"

Alone in the great blue sea at last, Professor Hoehns comes to know panic firsthand.

"It's not a nap if I'm sitting at my desk."

'The reason I never finish my homework is that I spend too much time tweeting about how I have too much homework.'

'Yes, it's a very interesting show, but we really need to talk about all the time you waste watching it - perhaps during the next commercial break.'

'He likes a controlled burst of relaxation in the afternoon.'

"I'm thankful I get a 4 day school holiday for Thanksgiving."

'All I want is a chance to PROVE money can't make me happy.'

They do so look forward to summer holidays.

"What good is a snow day on a holiday? That's like having a birthday on Christmas!"

'I see the kids have 'broken-up' for the school holidays!'

'My homework? Why, at home.'

"Come on, Jim, don't tell me our insurance doesn't offer other stress-reducing options."

"Don't you have a big test tomorrow?"

'Jenkins! Have you been going back in time 15 minutes and doubling your break times?!'

"Wanna step outside for a sit break?"

'Six hours of school, one hour of homework... I don't need letters in my soup!'

'42 days school holidays, it's inhuman!'

"I'm on my break."