Study Break Planner Gifts

'The reason I never finish my homework is that I spend too much time tweeting about how I have too much homework.'

A Puppet Named Juan

"Be patient. He'll have to visit the water cooler sooner or later."

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

Happy holidays for kids.

'The reason the core curriculum seems so ambiguous is that we dot really have a core curriculum.'

'I love all the seasons! Fall and winter have great holidays, and spring and summer school gets out!'

Little Girl Educating Her Horse.

'Personally - I'm against a four-day school week - I'm for a three-day school week. . .'

'This will be tough. The parents can handle Bs and Cs, but I really gotta spin this D in math.'

"You know, no matter how much you stare at your watch, summer isn't going to come any faster."

'I've decided to put off college, and hitchhike around the cat.'

'Jenkins, about these coffee breaks of yours...'

'You can't blame the kids for being restless when we have math teachers teaching French, and English teachers teaching science.'

'This is going really well. I did a great job organizing this lecture.'

"I need a gap year."

"Thank you for 30 years of teaching service. Now you have 5 minutes to turn in your keys, I.D. card, empty your desk and be escorted out."

"He's highly qualified to be our new associate pastor but he wants all weekends and holidays off - the same days I want off."

Exposed and imprisoned.

"I'm taking a year out to travel round the internet."

"Do as many study days as you can."

'You must be the new hire. Welcome aboard. Here's our prepackaged curriculum. If time permits, encourage critical thinking.'

"So how was your first day of teaching?"

"Just teachers' lounge will suffice, Ed."

'You might not know it now but I used to have some great lesson plans.'

Alone in the great blue sea at last, Professor Hoehns comes to know panic firsthand.

Employee Break Room: Eat, drink, but don't you dare be merry!

Teacher's Workroom.

Error! Lesson Plan has no Aim!

"Isn't it great? I found little 'Classroom Mode' switches behind their ears."

"Should we really be starting a new unit so close to summer vacation?"

Men resting.

'I just can't take the eraser bits, the spit balls and the insults anymore!'

"I'm thankful I get a 4 day school holiday for Thanksgiving."

'I look forward to my first year as a teacher. I wrote lesson plans, attended in-service workshops, and decorated my classroom. Preparation is half the victory. It's the other half that scares me.'