Study Break Specialist Mugs

"Study, study, study. It really tires me out."

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

"Be patient. He'll have to visit the water cooler sooner or later."

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

"No thanks, I brought my lunch."

Happy holidays for kids.

'I love all the seasons! Fall and winter have great holidays, and spring and summer school gets out!'

"You know, no matter how much you stare at your watch, summer isn't going to come any faster."

'Bring me the Wimbish report and a short worm, Ms Perkins, no time for lunch today.'

"I need a gap year."

"Your call is important to us, but not as important as this delicious cream donut with chocolate sprinkles that I'm about to eat..."

"I'm taking a year out to travel round the internet."

'I've relaxed, put my feet up - Now, where's that good book you promised me?'

New York Man

Alone in the great blue sea at last, Professor Hoehns comes to know panic firsthand.

"So hardly working....or hardly working?"

What an attitude... Yes, but he does the job brilliantly.

"It's not a nap if I'm sitting at my desk."

'The reason I never finish my homework is that I spend too much time tweeting about how I have too much homework.'

'Yes, it's a very interesting show, but we really need to talk about all the time you waste watching it - perhaps during the next commercial break.'

"I'm thankful I get a 4 day school holiday for Thanksgiving."

'He likes a controlled burst of relaxation in the afternoon.'

'All I want is a chance to PROVE money can't make me happy.'

They do so look forward to summer holidays.

'I see the kids have 'broken-up' for the school holidays!'

'My homework? Why, at home.'

"Come on, Jim, don't tell me our insurance doesn't offer other stress-reducing options."

"What good is a snow day on a holiday? That's like having a birthday on Christmas!"

"Don't you have a big test tomorrow?"

"Wanna step outside for a sit break?"

'Jenkins! Have you been going back in time 15 minutes and doubling your break times?!'

'Six hours of school, one hour of homework... I don't need letters in my soup!'

'42 days school holidays, it's inhuman!'

'I'm a bit disappointed so far in this Bed and Breakfast.'

Lincoln Middle School: Parents, you only have 23 days to re-civilize your kids...