Vacation Break Gifts

"It's so nice to be home, mum, and have unrestricted use of the telephone again"

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

On holiday.

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Airlines

Holiday time.

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

Beach con-man.

'What zip code are we in now?'

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Bad fake tan day.

Club Antisocial

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

World Tour.

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

Fight or Flight

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

Daughters on the beach

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

Pina Coladas