Taking A Break Gifts

"They all remind me of cloud computing. I really need a mental health day."

"Two lousy weeks. You people can surely make do for two lousy weeks."

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

"I'm going somewhere without cell service because I'm incapable of turning my phone off myself."

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

'I'm sorry but I need my own space.'

'You need to unwind.'

Shaun got away from it all, freaked-out, and realized he was happier surrounded by it!

"Honey, you're not working on your computer? You're taking this vacation thing a little too far, aren't you?"

Far from the maddening crowd but still a little annoyed.

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

Temporarily Unavailable

Smoking Area. Oh, I don't smoke. I'm just addicted to ten-minute breaks.

I've given you 110 for ten years, like you asked. Now I'm taking that year off that I've earned!

Technological Dependence.

"Who can we call?"

Planned service changes

'You know your problem, Harlan? You need to get in touch with your 'inner beach bum'.'

'Ideally, I'd like a ticket to where ever my luggage is going.'

WPOV's (White People On Vacation)

"We're at the Grand Marina Hotel in Barcelona. Some sheepdog you turned out to be."

'I am not doing nothing... I am perfecting inertia.'

Excess Baggage: Take lots of photos on your cruise so you can show folks what you looked like before you gained those 20 pounds.

'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized that we need a vacation.'

Tycoon on beach listens to "office sounds" on CD player

"I can't stop thinking about all those available parking spaces back on West Eighty-fifth Street."

"At least you made it into the hallway."

Dunking biscuits in the bosses tea.

'You dunk your donuts your way...'

"Daddy needs to relax. He spent another long day at work extolling the virtues of his stand up desk."

Planned service changes

'What a relaxing vacation. I've even lost track of the news cycles!'

computer trick with teapot and cup

Cat builds outhouse on beach near kids.

"Decaf, Sid?"