Break From Work Gifts

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"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

"Be patient. He'll have to visit the water cooler sooner or later."

Working Holiday

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"No thanks, I brought my lunch."

Job satisfaction comes from doing what you enjoy, without the boss finding out.

Smoking Area. Oh, I don't smoke. I'm just addicted to ten-minute breaks.

"Is there an option to make my out-of-office message permanent?"

Planned service changes

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

'You've had enough.'

Stress Clinic: 'Stepped out to smell the roses.'

"We're at the Grand Marina Hotel in Barcelona. Some sheepdog you turned out to be."

Out to Scrunch.

'It's come to my attention that you're becoming a bit of a clock watcher.'

'It's nice to have a break isn't it.'

It is a little odd, I have come to a place completely off the grid to recharge my batteries.

'I'm sorry but I need my own space.'

The Smug Unemployed Monkey

"Honey, you're not working on your computer? You're taking this vacation thing a little too far, aren't you?"

Shaun got away from it all, freaked-out, and realized he was happier surrounded by it!

"I love the smell of unemployment in the morning."

Peaceful holiday

'I'm taking a year off to just migrate.'

He's back from retirement as a consultant.

Senior executive holding guitar hitchiking on open road in desert landscape.

'If I'd known it was this easy, I'd have hit the escape key long ago.'

'You need to unwind.'

R. Chones, Financial Counselor: On Vacation. Watch Suze Orman.

"It's so nice to be home, mum, and have unrestricted use of the telephone again"

Lunch break.

"They all remind me of cloud computing. I really need a mental health day."