Taking A Break From Work Gifts

"We're at the Grand Marina Hotel in Barcelona. Some sheepdog you turned out to be."

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

"Be patient. He'll have to visit the water cooler sooner or later."

Working Holiday

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"No thanks, I brought my lunch."

Job satisfaction comes from doing what you enjoy, without the boss finding out.

Temporarily Unavailable

Smoking Area. Oh, I don't smoke. I'm just addicted to ten-minute breaks.

I've given you 110 for ten years, like you asked. Now I'm taking that year off that I've earned!

"Is there an option to make my out-of-office message permanent?"

Technological Dependence.

Planned service changes

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

'You know your problem, Harlan? You need to get in touch with your 'inner beach bum'.'

Stress Clinic: 'Stepped out to smell the roses.'

'Ideally, I'd like a ticket to where ever my luggage is going.'

'I am not doing nothing... I am perfecting inertia.'

'I'm sorry but I need my own space.'

'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized that we need a vacation.'

'I'm resigning -- so voters won't get the satisfaction of kicking me out of office!'

'It's nice to have a break isn't it.'

'It's come to my attention that you're becoming a bit of a clock watcher.'

It is a little odd, I have come to a place completely off the grid to recharge my batteries.

Peaceful holiday

'I'm taking a year off to just migrate.'

The Smug Unemployed Monkey

"Daddy needs to relax. He spent another long day at work extolling the virtues of his stand up desk."

Shaun got away from it all, freaked-out, and realized he was happier surrounded by it!

"Honey, you're not working on your computer? You're taking this vacation thing a little too far, aren't you?"

"I love the smell of unemployment in the morning."

'What a relaxing vacation. I've even lost track of the news cycles!'

Planned service changes

Senior executive holding guitar hitchiking on open road in desert landscape.