Taking A Break From Work T-Shirts

"We're at the Grand Marina Hotel in Barcelona. Some sheepdog you turned out to be."

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

"Be patient. He'll have to visit the water cooler sooner or later."

Working Holiday

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"No thanks, I brought my lunch."

Job satisfaction comes from doing what you enjoy, without the boss finding out.

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Technological Dependence.

I've given you 110 for ten years, like you asked. Now I'm taking that year off that I've earned!

"Is there an option to make my out-of-office message permanent?"

Planned service changes

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

'You know your problem, Harlan? You need to get in touch with your 'inner beach bum'.'

'Ideally, I'd like a ticket to where ever my luggage is going.'

Stress Clinic: 'Stepped out to smell the roses.'

'I am not doing nothing... I am perfecting inertia.'

'It's nice to have a break isn't it.'

'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized that we need a vacation.'

'I'm resigning -- so voters won't get the satisfaction of kicking me out of office!'

'It's come to my attention that you're becoming a bit of a clock watcher.'

'I'm sorry but I need my own space.'

The Smug Unemployed Monkey

"I love the smell of unemployment in the morning."

Planned service changes

"Honey, you're not working on your computer? You're taking this vacation thing a little too far, aren't you?"

Shaun got away from it all, freaked-out, and realized he was happier surrounded by it!

Peaceful holiday

'I'm taking a year off to just migrate.'

'What a relaxing vacation. I've even lost track of the news cycles!'

"Daddy needs to relax. He spent another long day at work extolling the virtues of his stand up desk."

'If I'd known it was this easy, I'd have hit the escape key long ago.'

He's back from retirement as a consultant.