Relaxing After Work T-Shirts

"Re toxing Dave"

Where your mind & battle are los

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

"Ahhh... close enough."

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

Domestic Superheroes!!

Police Feline Unit

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

Self help acupuncture

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

'Ahhh...'

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

On holiday.

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

'That was fun!'

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Spa

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

Take the time to do something nice for yourself. Your kids will thank you. That is, if you ever decide to have them.