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"They all remind me of cloud computing. I really need a mental health day."

"Two lousy weeks. You people can surely make do for two lousy weeks."

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

"I'm going somewhere without cell service because I'm incapable of turning my phone off myself."

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

'I'm sorry but I need my own space.'

'You need to unwind.'

Shaun got away from it all, freaked-out, and realized he was happier surrounded by it!

"Honey, you're not working on your computer? You're taking this vacation thing a little too far, aren't you?"

Far from the maddening crowd but still a little annoyed.

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

Temporarily Unavailable

Technological Dependence.

I've given you 110 for ten years, like you asked. Now I'm taking that year off that I've earned!

"Who can we call?"

Planned service changes

'You know your problem, Harlan? You need to get in touch with your 'inner beach bum'.'

'Ideally, I'd like a ticket to where ever my luggage is going.'

WPOV's (White People On Vacation)

"We're at the Grand Marina Hotel in Barcelona. Some sheepdog you turned out to be."

'I am not doing nothing... I am perfecting inertia.'

'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized that we need a vacation.'

Excess Baggage: Take lots of photos on your cruise so you can show folks what you looked like before you gained those 20 pounds.

"I can't stop thinking about all those available parking spaces back on West Eighty-fifth Street."

Tycoon on beach listens to "office sounds" on CD player

Dunking biscuits in the bosses tea.

'You dunk your donuts your way...'

"At least you made it into the hallway."

'What a relaxing vacation. I've even lost track of the news cycles!'

Planned service changes

"Daddy needs to relax. He spent another long day at work extolling the virtues of his stand up desk."

computer trick with teapot and cup

'Herbert's security hookup lets him make sure no one took over his desk while he's on vacation.'

Step one...try to relax.

'He's on his sixth cup of coffee.'