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"Daddy needs to relax. He spent another long day at work extolling the virtues of his stand up desk."

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

Introducing... The Everything Else Morning-After Pill!

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

'I am not doing nothing ... I am perfecting inertia.'

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

"Hey, no problem. I am one with multiple tasks."

Energy saving mode

"Brave explorers of the world"

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

"I don't care what anybody says, coffee just tastes better in a tree stand. . ."

'Right about here I added a drip coffee maker, with high caffeine premium blend coffee, to the employee break room.'

'I call it laziness - He calls it stress management.'

"I'm going to tell them our number one way to be stress-free is taking a day off to go fishing."

'A representative will be with you in twelve minutes... so, if you have to go to the bathroom, please go now...'

Planned service changes

How to recover from a bad day

"Dude. You seem tense."

Man with cat on the end of fishing rod, catching fish.

Dogs can dream too.

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

'Idle' Home Exhibition

"Sorry I'm late, boss...I forgot about today's video meeting!"

Excess Baggage: Sooner or later all those vacation bills come due.

'Leave my biscuit in my in-tray. I'll deal with it in the morning.'

"You never had to learn to relax, did you, Walter?...It just came natural"

"What're you talking about? I love the beach."

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