Take-a-break Guru T-Shirts

"Daddy needs to relax. He spent another long day at work extolling the virtues of his stand up desk."

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

Introducing... The Everything Else Morning-After Pill!

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

'I am not doing nothing ... I am perfecting inertia.'

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

"Hey, no problem. I am one with multiple tasks."

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

"I don't care what anybody says, coffee just tastes better in a tree stand. . ."

Energy saving mode

"Brave explorers of the world"

'Right about here I added a drip coffee maker, with high caffeine premium blend coffee, to the employee break room.'

'I call it laziness - He calls it stress management.'

"I'm going to tell them our number one way to be stress-free is taking a day off to go fishing."

'A representative will be with you in twelve minutes... so, if you have to go to the bathroom, please go now...'

Planned service changes

"You never had to learn to relax, did you, Walter?...It just came natural"

Man with cat on the end of fishing rod, catching fish.

New Hampshire Minute

"Let's see if mom likes that super comfortable yoga mat we bought her."

"What're you talking about? I love the beach."

Excess Baggage: Sooner or later all those vacation bills come due.

Dogs can dream too.

"Sorry I'm late, boss...I forgot about today's video meeting!"

How to recover from a bad day

'Idle' Home Exhibition

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

"Dude. You seem tense."