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"It's so easy to tell when Larry needs a vacation. The ozone smell is always a dead give-away!"

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

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"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

"We're at the Grand Marina Hotel in Barcelona. Some sheepdog you turned out to be."

"I need a gap year."

'-Must remember to empty that...'

"Finally. The baby's asleep, the washing's done, I've finished cleaning the house..."

'I'm sorry but I need my own space.'

"It's his creative time."

"Daddy needs to relax. He spent another long day at work extolling the virtues of his stand up desk."

"At least you made it into the hallway."

"Honey, you're not working on your computer? You're taking this vacation thing a little too far, aren't you?"

Shaun got away from it all, freaked-out, and realized he was happier surrounded by it!

computer trick with teapot and cup

"I have to go. I have another coffee break on seven."

'You need to unwind.'

"It's so nice to be home, mum, and have unrestricted use of the telephone again"

"They all remind me of cloud computing. I really need a mental health day."

'I'm tired - let's outsource dinner tonight.'

"I'm going somewhere without cell service because I'm incapable of turning my phone off myself."

"It's Friday, Steve - have a donut!"

"They sent me home from school for three months, but don't worry. They sent everyone home."

"I don't know, between days off and off-days, I never seem to get anything done."

Far from the maddening crowd but still a little annoyed.

"Two lousy weeks. You people can surely make do for two lousy weeks."

Lie down - have a rest.

Personnel and Admin is alright but you can't beat the foundry for good tea.

'-just send us where the Page 3 girls go!'

'School's out... the adventure begins!'

'Our eggs should stay nice and warm in the hot sand: Let's go for a swim...'

'The casting director said I shouldn't ring them, they would ring me, but that was 10 years ago!'

"Well, you tell Marge in accounting that I'm on hiatus, and probably will be for some time."

"Hey, pal, I'm on a break."