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"At least you made it into the hallway."

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

"The bad news is we've fired 80% of your office. The good news is we're fixing the coffee machine."

'Thank God it's Friday', thought the watercooler.

'Leave my biscuit in my in-tray. I'll deal with it in the morning.'

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

'We're having an energy crisis of sorts. The coffee machine is broken.'

"When you're finished with your Thanksgiving

"Guess we are going to the coffee shop!"

'My stretch goal for this year is to get 52 weekly paychecks.'

'-Must remember to empty that...'

"Any yet he's always on my case."

'I'm sorry but I need my own space.'

With one badly timed dunk teabreak was ruined.

"Honey, you're not working on your computer? You're taking this vacation thing a little too far, aren't you?"

"It's his creative time."

'Stampede!!'

"Daddy needs to relax. He spent another long day at work extolling the virtues of his stand up desk."

Exclamation Marks chasing the Question Mark.

Shaun got away from it all, freaked-out, and realized he was happier surrounded by it!

'You're lucky, Ted. You're the only one around here who doesn't get treated like a number.'

'You dunk your donuts your way...'

'I've relaxed, put my feet up - Now, where's that good book you promised me?'

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Bill couldn't explain it but every day around 3 o'clock he would hit the wall.

'Why is it the one moment I choose to relax you walk in?'

'Ever thought of early retirement?'

'I'm fully organized. Now I can freak out in some kind of order!'

"I have to go. I have another coffee break on seven."

'You need to unwind.'

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'I got this feeling I know who's gonna be the employee of the month.'