Runners On A Break Gifts

"At least you made it into the hallway."

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

"The bad news is we've fired 80% of your office. The good news is we're fixing the coffee machine."

Guess which "squeaky wheel" got another raise.

'Thank God it's Friday', thought the watercooler.

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

'Leave my biscuit in my in-tray. I'll deal with it in the morning.'

'We're having an energy crisis of sorts. The coffee machine is broken.'

"Guess we are going to the coffee shop!"

"When you're finished with your Thanksgiving

'My stretch goal for this year is to get 52 weekly paychecks.'

'I'm sorry but I need my own space.'

'-Must remember to empty that...'

"Any yet he's always on my case."

With one badly timed dunk teabreak was ruined.

"Honey, you're not working on your computer? You're taking this vacation thing a little too far, aren't you?"

"We'd better get over there. The morning coffee scrum has already started."

'Stampede!!'

'You dunk your donuts your way...'

"It's his creative time."

Exclamation Marks chasing the Question Mark.

"Daddy needs to relax. He spent another long day at work extolling the virtues of his stand up desk."

'You're lucky, Ted. You're the only one around here who doesn't get treated like a number.'

'I've relaxed, put my feet up - Now, where's that good book you promised me?'

Shaun got away from it all, freaked-out, and realized he was happier surrounded by it!

computer trick with teapot and cup

"Decaf, Sid?"

"I have to go. I have another coffee break on seven."

'Why is it the one moment I choose to relax you walk in?'

Institute of Lazy Journalism

'You need to unwind.'

Bill couldn't explain it but every day around 3 o'clock he would hit the wall.

'Ever thought of early retirement?'

'I'm fully organized. Now I can freak out in some kind of order!'