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'Fred and Carol sure know how to get the most out of a coffee break.'

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

'We've just become the biggest corporation in America.. let's celebrate today and begin downsizing tomorrow.'

Well, I see Wilcox is finally using his head...as a paperweight!

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

Every morning the office gossip was cascaded down...

'Thank God it's Friday', thought the watercooler.

"Of course I have a life. Not one worth living, mind you."

"The bad news is we've fired 80% of your office. The good news is we're fixing the coffee machine."

"No Joke! I taught my dog to fetch coffee."

Night-shift entrance

'Yes,we have equal pay in that we are grossly underpaid, all of us.'

'We're having an energy crisis of sorts. The coffee machine is broken.'

'You were fired from your last job when they caught you putting artificial sweetener in your coffee.'

'What do you mean, you want a coffee break?!'

"Guess we are going to the coffee shop!"

"Sorry, coffee is delivered by a union shop and you banned all things union."

'Bring me the Wimbish report and a short worm, Ms Perkins, no time for lunch today.'

'My stretch goal for this year is to get 52 weekly paychecks.'

"No caffè latte? And you call yourselves a bookstore?"

'I wish I were as popular as the coffee machine.'

"Any yet he's always on my case."

Starbucks Siren

'It's true that money can't buy everything, Caldwell, but it's not healthy to dwell on it.'

'I'll accept two potions of white crystalline sucrose in final settlement.'

"Dear, when was the last time you just winged it?"

"The project must be failing! The manager just suggested I take all the credit for it!"

With one badly timed dunk teabreak was ruined.

"It's not all your fault, some of it is my mother's!"

'You dunk your donuts your way...'

"I work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to resign."

Rocket Parking

'You're putting coffee grounds in the plants again, aren't you?'

'You're lucky, Ted. You're the only one around here who doesn't get treated like a number.'