Needing Rest T-Shirts

"Maybe you should go home and get some rest. That's the third time today you'e notarized your tie."

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

"Sorry Tina, I won't be able to come over: Joey is finally asleep and I don't dare move..."

Tired Barbie

"When I said, 'I want you to sleep on it'. I menat when you go home tonight."

"Such a refreshing day...I've spent 18 hours between napping and comatose."

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

"Oh, I'm fine. I just had to take a personal day to recharge my batteries."

"Alan had to work all night on his presentation....this is what 17 espressos does to him."

'Sure, they have nine lives, but they spend eight of them asleep.'

"Do you want to order in or wither and die?"

'The cruises and long vacations ensure I'm not micro-managing.'

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

"Call him Koffee- he keeps us awake!"

'He's more supportive after his nap.'

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

Couch Potatoes

'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...'

'How can I get mad at him for sleeping on the job? It was I who told him that taking naps was healthy.'

"I'll give you 15 minutes, no biting."

"I like to come prepared for meetings."

"Puffiness and dark circles under the eyes, sniffles, trouble sleeping, rashes...you don't have allergies...you have children."

'The only game my Dad knows is playing possum.'

But MOM! It's no fair being sick on a Saturday! Can't I take a rain check and be sick on Monday?

It's called "taking a nap," Lance, and no, I don't want to see any Rorschach inkblots.

'I'm sorry but I need my own space.'

"You're stealing the blanket."

"Finally. The baby's asleep, the washing's done, I've finished cleaning the house..."

'What's in going to be, a nip or a nap.'

'How can you bear to sit around doing nothing? You're right, I think I'll have a nap.'

'Tommy falls asleep in class.'

'And try to get as much rest as you can...'

Up, Up, Up, Up....Down, Down, Down, Down...

"Honey, you're not working on your computer? You're taking this vacation thing a little too far, aren't you?"

Siesta-time