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"Mom, Dad, is my old room ready? It will be nice to take a few years off and rest."

Self help acupuncture

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

'You know your problem, Harlan? You need to get in touch with your 'inner beach bum'.'

"We need to walk."

'How can I get mad at him for sleeping on the job? It was I who told him that taking naps was healthy.'

Inactive wear store.

Creative napping

Reserved Parking

"We've been milked all day at the office. Now we girls deserve a little R&R."

"Same hectic routine every damn year. Mind if I hang back with you?"

It's called "taking a nap," Lance, and no, I don't want to see any Rorschach inkblots.

'How can you bear to sit around doing nothing? You're right, I think I'll have a nap.'

'Watch out, he hasn't had his afternoon nap.'

Grants & Recipients

Mattress makers picketing in front of factory are sleepwalking.

"I'm for getting away from it all but Harry always brings it all with him."

"Sometimes Ted finds it difficult to leave the holiday spirit behind."

"I'm late for that lecture on the importance of relaxation!"

"To be honest my work pays for this session..."

'I need a vacation, Ms. Sims. I'm tired of the same old things day after day.'

"Daddy needs to relax. He spent another long day at work extolling the virtues of his stand up desk."

Off Duty sign on desk.

He can't come to the phone now. He's busy recharging his computer, his cell phone, himself...

"On the other hand, Timmy. Fear of failure has kept daddy from ever being seriously injured."

"I don't want anyone thinking they can stop and smell the flowers."

'I want to be a philosopher Mum: Lots of thinking and no physical work...'

'Never stand when you can sit. Never sit when you can lie down.'

"I was in corporate sales for years but then I realized, I'm a gatherer not a hunter."

Mmm � Massage. Facial. Body wrap. Stretching. Good work! I'm blissed out and ready for � aerobics.

"I wasn't hibernating. I was resting my eyes."

'American, idle.'

If not completely satisfied, loosen up a little!'

Tai Chi video - can you slow it down, it's still too fast!

"Better get off the burner. Mom said dad's coming home and he wants to blow off some steam."