Proponent Of Rest T-Shirts

When a day isn't going well, I take a quick nap. I learned from my phone, that shutting down, then powering back up, resolves many problems.

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"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

"When I said, 'I want you to sleep on it'. I menat when you go home tonight."

'Sure, they have nine lives, but they spend eight of them asleep.'

'He's more supportive after his nap.'

'You know your problem, Harlan? You need to get in touch with your 'inner beach bum'.'

"We need to walk."

'How can I get mad at him for sleeping on the job? It was I who told him that taking naps was healthy.'

The only creation God was truly proud of was the Sabbath

It's called "taking a nap," Lance, and no, I don't want to see any Rorschach inkblots.

"The early bird may get the worm, but the late bird gets delicious table scraps."

Creative napping

"Same hectic routine every damn year. Mind if I hang back with you?"

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'How can you bear to sit around doing nothing? You're right, I think I'll have a nap.'

"So, you're staying in then?"

"I'm for getting away from it all but Harry always brings it all with him."

"I'm late for that lecture on the importance of relaxation!"

"Sometimes Ted finds it difficult to leave the holiday spirit behind."

"To be honest my work pays for this session..."

'I need a vacation, Ms. Sims. I'm tired of the same old things day after day.'

"Daddy needs to relax. He spent another long day at work extolling the virtues of his stand up desk."

Up, Up, Up, Up....Down, Down, Down, Down...

He can't come to the phone now. He's busy recharging his computer, his cell phone, himself...

'What I learned from the cat is that taking a nap is delightful but taking several naps is priceless.'

"On the other hand, Timmy. Fear of failure has kept daddy from ever being seriously injured."

"I don't want anyone thinking they can stop and smell the flowers."

"I wasn't hibernating. I was resting my eyes."

Mmm � Massage. Facial. Body wrap. Stretching. Good work! I'm blissed out and ready for � aerobics.

'I want to be a philosopher Mum: Lots of thinking and no physical work...'

"I was in corporate sales for years but then I realized, I'm a gatherer not a hunter."

'I'm pooped.'

'Never stand when you can sit. Never sit when you can lie down.'