Mom In Need Of A Break T-Shirts

"Finally. The baby's asleep, the washing's done, I've finished cleaning the house..."

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

Take the time to do something nice for yourself. Your kids will thank you. That is, if you ever decide to have them.

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

Balancing work and family

'I don't have time for throwing up.'

"First break since 2008."

'Save us!'

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"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

'If you take this job, you will need child care... that's my second job.'

"The bad news is we've fired 80% of your office. The good news is we're fixing the coffee machine."

'She's determined to combine a family and a career!'

"I'm exempt from the company fitness program. I have triplets at home."

Guess which "squeaky wheel" got another raise.

A postwoman delivers mail together with her baby who is riding in the letter carrier.

"Let me put on my 'working' head."

'Cracked nipple? But I didn't even drop you.'

"You take care of the kids, you do the housework and you have a full-time job for which you warn less than a man who does the same? Respect... I can only fly and knock down scoundrels..."

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

'sugar and spice my eye.'

"I never had to choose between a baby and a career—I'm a surrogate mother."

"How she's able to manage a career and still juggle her family, I'll never know."

'Look! It's superwoman...and all her assistants!'

"I'm right here. Focused!"

"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."

'Have a heart, officer... the little mite is starving!'

"And THAT was just the weekend!"

Mom simultaneously feeds baby his bottle, and husband his.

'My mom's natural state when she isn't working or driving us around.'

'My stretch goal for this year is to get 52 weekly paychecks.'

A mother drives a mini-van full of kids; her bumper sticker reads "I'd rather be working".

'How did our summer vacation turn intoa summer job??'