Short Breaks Gifts

'I'm a bit disappointed so far in this Bed and Breakfast.'

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

"Be patient. He'll have to visit the water cooler sooner or later."

Working Holiday

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

Happy holidays for kids.

Job satisfaction comes from doing what you enjoy, without the boss finding out.

Temporarily Unavailable

Smoking Area. Oh, I don't smoke. I'm just addicted to ten-minute breaks.

"Is there an option to make my out-of-office message permanent?"

Every morning the office gossip was cascaded down...

"You know, no matter how much you stare at your watch, summer isn't going to come any faster."

'You've had enough.'

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

'We're having an energy crisis of sorts. The coffee machine is broken.'

Stress Clinic: 'Stepped out to smell the roses.'

'Jenkins, about these coffee breaks of yours...'

"Guess we are going to the coffee shop!"

'I could text you...I can fax you...I can email you...I could ring you...Lunch?...I can't make it.'

"No, you didn't hear the soft rustle of a sandwich wrapper!"

"I get a fresh food kit delivered for lunch. All I need to do is chop, cook, and enjoy!"

'I'll accept two potions of white crystalline sucrose in final settlement.'

'It's nice to have a break isn't it.'

UFO Society: Abducted for Lunch

Out to Scrunch.

It is a little odd, I have come to a place completely off the grid to recharge my batteries.

'I'm sorry but I need my own space.'

"I'm taking a year out to travel round the internet."

"Lunchward ho!"

"I work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to resign."

"Lunch!"

The Smug Unemployed Monkey