Mini-breaks Gifts

'-just send us where the Page 3 girls go!'

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

"Be patient. He'll have to visit the water cooler sooner or later."

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

Every morning the office gossip was cascaded down...

Smoking Area. Oh, I don't smoke. I'm just addicted to ten-minute breaks.

'You've had enough.'

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

'We're having an energy crisis of sorts. The coffee machine is broken.'

'Jenkins, about these coffee breaks of yours...'

"Guess we are going to the coffee shop!"

'I could text you...I can fax you...I can email you...I could ring you...Lunch?...I can't make it.'

'I'm sorry but I need my own space.'

"I get a fresh food kit delivered for lunch. All I need to do is chop, cook, and enjoy!"

Out to Scrunch.

"No, you didn't hear the soft rustle of a sandwich wrapper!"

"Your call is important to us, but not as important as this delicious cream donut with chocolate sprinkles that I'm about to eat..."

UFO Society: Abducted for Lunch

'I'll accept two potions of white crystalline sucrose in final settlement.'

"Lunchward ho!"

"I work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to resign."

Out to get you. Back in one hour.

Workaholic Business Lunch - In / Out

Dunking biscuits in the bosses tea.

"Lunch!"

'You dunk your donuts your way...'

"Honey, you're not working on your computer? You're taking this vacation thing a little too far, aren't you?"

"We'd better get over there. The morning coffee scrum has already started."

"The pizza guy wants to know what floor we're on."

Sandwich filing.

"Daddy needs to relax. He spent another long day at work extolling the virtues of his stand up desk."

Soup

Shaun got away from it all, freaked-out, and realized he was happier surrounded by it!

City Travel...rat race special! 10 countries in 10 day: 'I need a vacation'!

Tanned export manager