Break Time Gifts

Lunch break.

'You've had enough.'

Out to Scrunch.

"Be patient. He'll have to visit the water cooler sooner or later."

"Not much. Just enjoying my post-lunch bounce."

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Smoking Area. Oh, I don't smoke. I'm just addicted to ten-minute breaks.

'Jenkins, about these coffee breaks of yours...'

"When you're finished with your Thanksgiving

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

'I could text you...I can fax you...I can email you...I could ring you...Lunch?...I can't make it.'

"No, you didn't hear the soft rustle of a sandwich wrapper!"

'-Must remember to empty that...'

"I get a fresh food kit delivered for lunch. All I need to do is chop, cook, and enjoy!"

UFO Society: Abducted for Lunch

"Lunchward ho!"

"It's his creative time."

Out to get you. Back in one hour.

Dunking biscuits in the bosses tea.

'You dunk your donuts your way...'

Soup

"The pizza guy wants to know what floor we're on."

"Lunch!"

Off Duty sign on desk.

Having flexibility over where and when you work, can help with your productivity.

'First you feel shock, then anger, and finally remorse. It's the three stages of grief when buying the tuna sandwich.'

'I forgot to bring my lunch - could I clone yours?'

"At lunchtime Dr. Jones just loves taking union talk with his fellow brothers."

'Why is it the one moment I choose to relax you walk in?'

'Yo! It's lunchtime!'

Employee Break Room: Eat, drink, but don't you dare be merry!

Institute of Lazy Journalism

"I have to go. I have another coffee break on seven."

"So hardly working....or hardly working?"

"It's a working lunch."