Break Time Boss Gifts

"Your holiday is finished George, get over it!"

"Be patient. He'll have to visit the water cooler sooner or later."

"Not much. Just enjoying my post-lunch bounce."

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Smoking Area. Oh, I don't smoke. I'm just addicted to ten-minute breaks.

'You've had enough.'

'Jenkins, about these coffee breaks of yours...'

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

"When you're finished with your Thanksgiving

'Yeah. Yeah... Wolf, girl, grandma. I got the picture.'

'It's come to my attention that you're becoming a bit of a clock watcher.'

Out to Scrunch.

'-Must remember to empty that...'

"Are you ready for the working breakfast?"

Humble beginnings of the International House of Pancakes

Off Duty sign on desk.

"It's his creative time."

"So hardly working....or hardly working?"

What an attitude... Yes, but he does the job brilliantly.

Institute of Lazy Journalism

"I have to go. I have another coffee break on seven."

"It's not a nap if I'm sitting at my desk."

Lunch break.

'Some of us in the office feel you might be abusing the break room.'

"It's Friday, Steve - have a donut!"

"Nothing like taking a few weeks off to spend time with the kids Eh!"

Company watercooler with a sign next to it: Is This Trip Necessary?

'All I want is a chance to PROVE money can't make me happy.'

"Ten more minutes of media manipulation, then it's off to bed."

"I don't know, between days off and off-days, I never seem to get anything done."

Vending machines labeled 'SNACKS' and 'STATINS.'

'Men at Work'

"I like my coffee hot, black and delicious. Ah well, two out of three ain't bad."

Off-line Between 2 - 3 pm.

'Cashier number four... Maggie is due her tea break.'