Break Time Artist Gifts

Company watercooler with a sign next to it: Is This Trip Necessary?

"Not much. Just enjoying my post-lunch bounce."

'You've had enough.'

'Jenkins, about these coffee breaks of yours...'

"Yes, I know, Munger. But Wallace Stevens didn't scribble his damned verses on company time."

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

"When you're finished with your Thanksgiving

'Water cooler's really busy this time of day,'

'I'm on my break, Sam... I'll call you back when I start work.'

'-Must remember to empty that...'

Out to Scrunch.

Stress

The Procrastinatorium.

"It's his creative time."

Having flexibility over where and when you work, can help with your productivity.

'I suppose you're wondering why you're not on it!'

Off Duty sign on desk.

Trust your instinct...listen to that little haunting voice that gives you subtle messages...'call in sick.'

What an attitude... Yes, but he does the job brilliantly.

"I have to go. I have another coffee break on seven."

Institute of Lazy Journalism

"Of course I'm taking a break! I just moved two files! Do you know how big those things are?"

Lunch break.

'Some of us in the office feel you might be abusing the break room.'

"Your holiday is finished George, get over it!"

"It's Friday, Steve - have a donut!"

"I don't know, between days off and off-days, I never seem to get anything done."

'Rumor has it, Beegley, that you don't smoke - you just like to get outside to goof off...'

'Men at Work'

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Off-line Between 2 - 3 pm.

"Well, goodbye, Emily. It's May 19th. You may remember my having mentioned some time ago that I was going to leave you on May 19th."

'Cashier number four... Maggie is due her tea break.'

"I still have five minutes of hate before I clock in."

LUNCH TIME!