Break Time Artist Gifts

Company watercooler with a sign next to it: Is This Trip Necessary?

We should take a break. Ron's eyes have turned into spinning rainbow wheels.

"Not much. Just enjoying my post-lunch bounce."

'You've had enough.'

'Jenkins, about these coffee breaks of yours...'

"Yes, I know, Munger. But Wallace Stevens didn't scribble his damned verses on company time."

"When you're finished with your Thanksgiving

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

'Water cooler's really busy this time of day,'

Out to Scrunch.

'I'm on my break, Sam... I'll call you back when I start work.'

'-Must remember to empty that...'

Stress

The Procrastinatorium.

"It's his creative time."

Off Duty sign on desk.

Having flexibility over where and when you work, can help with your productivity.

Trust your instinct...listen to that little haunting voice that gives you subtle messages...'call in sick.'

'I suppose you're wondering why you're not on it!'

"I have to go. I have another coffee break on seven."

"Of course I'm taking a break! I just moved two files! Do you know how big those things are?"

Institute of Lazy Journalism

What an attitude... Yes, but he does the job brilliantly.

Lunch break.

'Some of us in the office feel you might be abusing the break room.'

"It's Friday, Steve - have a donut!"

"Your holiday is finished George, get over it!"

'Rumor has it, Beegley, that you don't smoke - you just like to get outside to goof off...'

"I don't know, between days off and off-days, I never seem to get anything done."

'Men at Work'

Are you a Questionnaire Addict?

"Well, goodbye, Emily. It's May 19th. You may remember my having mentioned some time ago that I was going to leave you on May 19th."

Off-line Between 2 - 3 pm.

"I still have five minutes of hate before I clock in."

'Cashier number four... Maggie is due her tea break.'