Break Time Expert Gifts

What an attitude... Yes, but he does the job brilliantly.

"Be patient. He'll have to visit the water cooler sooner or later."

"Not much. Just enjoying my post-lunch bounce."

'Right about here I added a drip coffee maker, with high caffeine premium blend coffee, to the employee break room.'

'You've had enough.'

"When you're finished with your Thanksgiving

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

Out to Scrunch.

"Your call is important to us, but not as important as this delicious cream donut with chocolate sprinkles that I'm about to eat..."

'-Must remember to empty that...'

Out for lunch... GOD

'I'm on my break, Sam... I'll call you back when I start work.'

Workaholics anonymous open all day every day.

Having flexibility over where and when you work, can help with your productivity.

"It's his creative time."

Off Duty sign on desk.

Institute of Lazy Journalism

"So hardly working....or hardly working?"

"Of course I'm taking a break! I just moved two files! Do you know how big those things are?"

"I have to go. I have another coffee break on seven."

"It's not a nap if I'm sitting at my desk."

Lunch break.

'Some of us in the office feel you might be abusing the break room.'

"It's Friday, Steve - have a donut!"

Company watercooler with a sign next to it: Is This Trip Necessary?

"Your holiday is finished George, get over it!"

"I don't know, between days off and off-days, I never seem to get anything done."

'Men at Work'

"Come on, Jim, don't tell me our insurance doesn't offer other stress-reducing options."

Are you a Questionnaire Addict?

'Cashier number four... Maggie is due her tea break.'

Off-line Between 2 - 3 pm.

'I'm sure I've forgotten to do something today. Let's see now...I've taken four coffee breaks, I did the crossword puzzle...I took a long lunch...'

'Jenkins! Have you been going back in time 15 minutes and doubling your break times?!'

"Wanna step outside for a sit break?"