Break Time Expert Gifts

What an attitude... Yes, but he does the job brilliantly.

"Be patient. He'll have to visit the water cooler sooner or later."

"Not much. Just enjoying my post-lunch bounce."

'Right about here I added a drip coffee maker, with high caffeine premium blend coffee, to the employee break room.'

'You've had enough.'

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

"When you're finished with your Thanksgiving

"Your call is important to us, but not as important as this delicious cream donut with chocolate sprinkles that I'm about to eat..."

Out to Scrunch.

Workaholics anonymous open all day every day.

'-Must remember to empty that...'

'I'm on my break, Sam... I'll call you back when I start work.'

Out for lunch... GOD

Off Duty sign on desk.

Having flexibility over where and when you work, can help with your productivity.

"It's his creative time."

"So hardly working....or hardly working?"

"Of course I'm taking a break! I just moved two files! Do you know how big those things are?"

Institute of Lazy Journalism

"I have to go. I have another coffee break on seven."

"It's not a nap if I'm sitting at my desk."

Lunch break.

'Some of us in the office feel you might be abusing the break room.'

"Your holiday is finished George, get over it!"

"It's Friday, Steve - have a donut!"

Company watercooler with a sign next to it: Is This Trip Necessary?

"I don't know, between days off and off-days, I never seem to get anything done."

'Men at Work'

"Come on, Jim, don't tell me our insurance doesn't offer other stress-reducing options."

Are you a Questionnaire Addict?

'Cashier number four... Maggie is due her tea break.'

Off-line Between 2 - 3 pm.

'I'm sure I've forgotten to do something today. Let's see now...I've taken four coffee breaks, I did the crossword puzzle...I took a long lunch...'

'Jenkins! Have you been going back in time 15 minutes and doubling your break times?!'

"Wanna step outside for a sit break?"