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"Your holiday is finished George, get over it!"

"Be patient. He'll have to visit the water cooler sooner or later."

"Not much. Just enjoying my post-lunch bounce."

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'You've had enough.'

'Jenkins, about these coffee breaks of yours...'

"When you're finished with your Thanksgiving

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

'Yeah. Yeah... Wolf, girl, grandma. I got the picture.'

'-Must remember to empty that...'

Out to Scrunch.

'It's come to my attention that you're becoming a bit of a clock watcher.'

"Are you ready for the working breakfast?"

Off Duty sign on desk.

"It's his creative time."

"So hardly working....or hardly working?"

What an attitude... Yes, but he does the job brilliantly.

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"I have to go. I have another coffee break on seven."

"It's not a nap if I'm sitting at my desk."

Lunch break.

'Some of us in the office feel you might be abusing the break room.'

Company watercooler with a sign next to it: Is This Trip Necessary?

"It's Friday, Steve - have a donut!"

"Nothing like taking a few weeks off to spend time with the kids Eh!"

'All I want is a chance to PROVE money can't make me happy.'

"Ten more minutes of media manipulation, then it's off to bed."

"I don't know, between days off and off-days, I never seem to get anything done."

'Men at Work'

Vending machines labeled 'SNACKS' and 'STATINS.'

"I like my coffee hot, black and delicious. Ah well, two out of three ain't bad."

Off-line Between 2 - 3 pm.

'Cashier number four... Maggie is due her tea break.'

'If you don't fix this cord, I'll do it myself. Don't say you weren't warned.'