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'Men at Work'

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"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

"Well, if you're still awake when the time changes, you'll lose an hour of overthinking everything, too."

"No thanks, I brought my lunch."

Smoking Area. Oh, I don't smoke. I'm just addicted to ten-minute breaks.

Guess which "squeaky wheel" got another raise.

'Thank God it's Friday', thought the watercooler.

"The bad news is we've fired 80% of your office. The good news is we're fixing the coffee machine."

'Leave my biscuit in my in-tray. I'll deal with it in the morning.'

Man reads a book while seated in a loveseat as a cat peers over the seat at him.

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

"When you're finished with your Thanksgiving

'My stretch goal for this year is to get 52 weekly paychecks.'

"Any yet he's always on my case."

'-Must remember to empty that...'

"Lunchward ho!"

With one badly timed dunk teabreak was ruined.

'You're taking this desk dining a bit too far, Thomson...'

"It's his creative time."

'You're lucky, Ted. You're the only one around here who doesn't get treated like a number.'

Workaholic Business Lunch - In / Out

"Any requests? We're here for the entire lunch break."

Off Duty sign on desk.

Sandwich filing.

"Hold on, Brandon. Let your probationary period expire before you start microwaving fish."

computer trick with teapot and cup

"Personally, there's nothing I like better than to curl up in bed with a bad woman."

"I love your shadow, it's so retro."

What an attitude... Yes, but he does the job brilliantly.

"I have to go. I have another coffee break on seven."

Bill couldn't explain it but every day around 3 o'clock he would hit the wall.

'Ever thought of early retirement?'

'I'm fully organized. Now I can freak out in some kind of order!'

New York Man