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'It's come to my attention that you're becoming a bit of a clock watcher.'

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

"Be patient. He'll have to visit the water cooler sooner or later."

Working Holiday

"I'm thinking of turning this home office into a man-cubicle."

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"No thanks, I brought my lunch."

'This is where we go to get away from it all. . . except for Stanley's money.'

Job satisfaction comes from doing what you enjoy, without the boss finding out.

Temporarily Unavailable

"Is there an option to make my out-of-office message permanent?"

'Jen, you knew when you married me, I was a 'corporate report' reading person - Not a 'summer fiction' reading person.'

'Can I thank everybody for their attention, I think we're finished.'

Stress Clinic: 'Stepped out to smell the roses.'

Doctor to man: 'You're a workaholic - you tested positive for elbow grease.'

"Sorry, sweetie, but I have the conference room booked for the next hour."

'He was always too busy to sit for his portrait.'

"We're at the Grand Marina Hotel in Barcelona. Some sheepdog you turned out to be."

'It's nice to have a break isn't it.'

'Word has it that you have an ulcer, Tomkins. Nice going! You'll find an extra 20 bucks in your paycheck.'

"It seems that your body is adjusting itself to the amount of multitasking you've been doing."

"I'm sorry I'm away from my desk, but it's still in my thoughts."

"That must be the new 'sit-work' desk."

If you want to spend more time with your family, fill out a job application like the rest of us!'

"George was only interested in mega-bytes, so I got him this rottweiler..."

"I love the smell of unemployment in the morning."

The Smug Unemployed Monkey

"For your information, officer, I was not ‘texting’ – I was reviewing candidate applications for fellowship grants!"

Peaceful holiday

'I'm taking a year off to just migrate.'

Senior executive holding guitar hitchiking on open road in desert landscape.

He's back from retirement as a consultant.