Break Time Philosophers Gifts

'I like smoking. It gets me outside.'

"My email is down... talk to me."

'We've just become the biggest corporation in America.. let's celebrate today and begin downsizing tomorrow.'

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

"Of course I have a life. Not one worth living, mind you."

"This is NOT what I meant when I said you kids could have more screen time."

'Yes,we have equal pay in that we are grossly underpaid, all of us.'

'You've had enough.'

'Water cooler's really busy this time of day,'

'-Must remember to empty that...'

"I think somebody thinks I've been away from my desk too long."

Out to Scrunch.

"It's his creative time."

Off Duty sign on desk.

Having flexibility over where and when you work, can help with your productivity.

Isn't that a surveillance camera?

'I suppose you're wondering why you're not on it!'

Trust your instinct...listen to that little haunting voice that gives you subtle messages...'call in sick.'

"According to the survey,retention is helped by training and money...There's no mention of chaining staff to their desks."

"So hardly working....or hardly working?"

What an attitude... Yes, but he does the job brilliantly.

"I have to go. I have another coffee break on seven."

"Of course I'm taking a break! I just moved two files! Do you know how big those things are?"

"It's not a nap if I'm sitting at my desk."

"I can't continue working these hours...I feel as though I'm missing Michael's childhood...." "His name's Mark!"

"Sure, I had a retirement plan. Stop going to work"

Lunch break.

Chinese business cuisine.

Company watercooler with a sign next to it: Is This Trip Necessary?

Drinks: Tea, Coffee, Choco, Scalded Leg, Wet Shoe, Half a Cup, No Cup.

'I pretend to work.They pretend to pay me!'

"Johnson, what are you doing? It's not time for your break yet."

"It's Friday, Steve - have a donut!"

'All I hope for is that the weekdays don't ruin my weekend.'

'Rumor has it, Beegley, that you don't smoke - you just like to get outside to goof off...'