Break Time Philosophers Pillows

'I like smoking. It gets me outside.'

"My email is down... talk to me."

'We've just become the biggest corporation in America.. let's celebrate today and begin downsizing tomorrow.'

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

"Of course I have a life. Not one worth living, mind you."

'Yes,we have equal pay in that we are grossly underpaid, all of us.'

'You've had enough.'

'Water cooler's really busy this time of day,'

'-Must remember to empty that...'

Out to Scrunch.

"I think somebody thinks I've been away from my desk too long."

Isn't that a surveillance camera?

Having flexibility over where and when you work, can help with your productivity.

Trust your instinct...listen to that little haunting voice that gives you subtle messages...'call in sick.'

'I suppose you're wondering why you're not on it!'

"It's his creative time."

Off Duty sign on desk.

"According to the survey,retention is helped by training and money...There's no mention of chaining staff to their desks."

"I have to go. I have another coffee break on seven."

"So hardly working....or hardly working?"

"Of course I'm taking a break! I just moved two files! Do you know how big those things are?"

What an attitude... Yes, but he does the job brilliantly.

"It's not a nap if I'm sitting at my desk."

"I can't continue working these hours...I feel as though I'm missing Michael's childhood...." "His name's Mark!"

"Sure, I had a retirement plan. Stop going to work"

Lunch break.

Chinese business cuisine.

Drinks: Tea, Coffee, Choco, Scalded Leg, Wet Shoe, Half a Cup, No Cup.

"It's Friday, Steve - have a donut!"

Company watercooler with a sign next to it: Is This Trip Necessary?

'I pretend to work.They pretend to pay me!'

"Johnson, what are you doing? It's not time for your break yet."

'All I hope for is that the weekdays don't ruin my weekend.'

"I can never find any change here."

'Rumor has it, Beegley, that you don't smoke - you just like to get outside to goof off...'