Mini-breaks T-Shirts

'-just send us where the Page 3 girls go!'

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

"Be patient. He'll have to visit the water cooler sooner or later."

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

Every morning the office gossip was cascaded down...

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

'You've had enough.'

'We're having an energy crisis of sorts. The coffee machine is broken.'

'Jenkins, about these coffee breaks of yours...'

"Guess we are going to the coffee shop!"

'I could text you...I can fax you...I can email you...I could ring you...Lunch?...I can't make it.'

"I get a fresh food kit delivered for lunch. All I need to do is chop, cook, and enjoy!"

"Your call is important to us, but not as important as this delicious cream donut with chocolate sprinkles that I'm about to eat..."

UFO Society: Abducted for Lunch

Out to Scrunch.

"No, you didn't hear the soft rustle of a sandwich wrapper!"

'I'm sorry but I need my own space.'

'I'll accept two potions of white crystalline sucrose in final settlement.'

"Lunchward ho!"

"I work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to resign."

Out to get you. Back in one hour.

Dunking biscuits in the bosses tea.

"Honey, you're not working on your computer? You're taking this vacation thing a little too far, aren't you?"

Soup

Sandwich filing.

Shaun got away from it all, freaked-out, and realized he was happier surrounded by it!

"Daddy needs to relax. He spent another long day at work extolling the virtues of his stand up desk."

City Travel...rat race special! 10 countries in 10 day: 'I need a vacation'!

'You dunk your donuts your way...'

Workaholic Business Lunch - In / Out

"Lunch!"

"The pizza guy wants to know what floor we're on."

"Hold on, Brandon. Let your probationary period expire before you start microwaving fish."

Tanned export manager