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'Looks like we lucked out.'

"Be patient. He'll have to visit the water cooler sooner or later."

'A representative will be with you in twelve minutes... so, if you have to go to the bathroom, please go now...'

'You've had enough.'

'Leave my biscuit in my in-tray. I'll deal with it in the morning.'

'How am I going to get all this back in the tube?'

'Jenkins, about these coffee breaks of yours...'

Out to Scrunch.

'You dunk your donuts your way...'

Dunking biscuits in the bosses tea.

computer trick with teapot and cup

"It's the break room, Ed. There are people in there, too. I know it's hard, after all that time working from home, but you're going to have to start getting used to them again."

'Oh goody, chunky soup!'

'I burnt my hand in hot water.' - 'Why didn't you feel it before putting your hand in?'

'He's on his sixth cup of coffee.'

Employee Break Room: Eat, drink, but don't you dare be merry!

'Yes, I did give you permission to play with a boat in the bath tub. However, I was thinking of a toy boat.'

'...I got my hands dirty washing my face!'

Lunch break.

'Mind giving him his bath now- he'll be asleep when we get home!'

'Oh for crying out loud, so there's a spider in the bathtub!!'

Men resting.

'I'm down to one cup of coffee a day.'

"I'm not saying they look anxious to leave, but they're in V-formation."

"I really really have to pee."

Personnel and Admin is alright but you can't beat the foundry for good tea.

Lav Nav

"Beats hanging around the water cooler."

"Death takes a personal day."

'Are you alright?' - 'Yes.' - 'I want a bath. What are you doing in there?' - 'Multi-tasking.'

"Your waiting time will probably be 18 minutes!"

Alien Toilet Break

'-just send us where the Page 3 girls go!'

"Hey, buddy, can I bum a slip."