"I really really have to pee."
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Personal Potty Trainer
Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'!
Plumbing Cartoon 7437: Invention of an Automatic Toilet Flusher A) A plumbing Engineer left a stall, toilet paper stuck to his shoe, B) turning the roll, C) releasing a catapult, D) shooting a ball to a loop-de-loop. E) When the ball hit the plumbing engi
'I'm trying to toilet train them.'
"Hey Rudy, you've been in there for over an hour. You OK in there?" "I think I'm dying here." "What? D'you need me to call 911?" "I don't think that'll help." "I just need to build more pikemen and cavalry and buy a defense boost before the enemy's march reaches my city." "Get off your phone!!!" "I'm saving a kingdom here! It's important!"
What an attitude... Yes, but he does the job brilliantly.
We're not leaving this spacestation until I found out who blocked the toilets!
Fat Kid 13- Goes for a ride
Break Glass in Case of Emergency
"And you guys said I was 'gross'."
Lav Nav
'The snake and plunger didn't work, so I'm going in...'
'Looks like we lucked out.'
'I told you not to lean on the door Ronald!'
'And this is the ultimate in low-flush toilets!'
The mathematician and his son...
Toilet training for an adult.
"I think the flush is broken."
"I must have eaten something bad. I've been going to the bathroom all day."
"She's in the bathroom, enjoying our new Japanese toilet."
"I'm sorry, mom. I couldn't hold it."
"So THAT is why you don't sit and flush!"
THE FART HEARD ROUND THE WORLD
This is the 4th time this week!! It's almost as if someone's sabotaging it so it won't flush... Anyhow, I need to set up another service appointment.
'So, Mister Hamer, you want 500,000 pounds for a 2% share of your revolutionary new port-a-loo business!'
Again I'm sorry, Judith, but there's somethin' wrong with that boy, He hasn't had a drink in weeks, Yet here I am, about to stop for the 4th time so he can use the restroom,
"Everything alright in there?"
'You can deny it till you're blue in the face butyou're definitely incontinent!'
Professional Toilet Trainer.
Toilet Time.
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