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"I'm sorry, mom. I couldn't hold it."

The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.

"Why won't you teach us how to handle complaints?"

Personal Potty Trainer

Impracticle Guide to Having Babies

"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening."

Great training inspires employees: 'I see myself doing you job before too long...'

'I'm trying to toilet train them.'

Dog wearing gas mask brings slippers to his owner.

'Ooopsss! I did it again.'

"Hey Rudy, you've been in there for over an hour. You OK in there?" "I think I'm dying here." "What? D'you need me to call 911?" "I don't think that'll help." "I just need to build more pikemen and cavalry and buy a defense boost before the enemy's march reaches my city." "Get off your phone!!!" "I'm saving a kingdom here! It's important!"

The Dog Breeder and His Son

"It's about time the training wheels came off!"

Potty Training.

Snow baby

Fat Kid 13- Goes for a ride

'I've gone over the fight tapes and I think I've pinpointed your weakness.'

Break Glass in Case of Emergency

"And this bit down here is about actually how to do the job."

Puppy Potty Training.

"No kidding? And it took me 20 minutes to climb up here!"

"And you guys said I was 'gross'."

'These are the last of the pull-ups, so no on have a taxi-dent, OK?'

"I really really have to pee."

'Beg, but don't wheedle.'

"Martha, throw away the Pooper Scooper!"

"Why didn't you think of that while you were sitting on the potty with the water running?"

"I think the flush is broken."

'And he's so picky about what brand of tiny toilet paper he'll use. It would be much easier if we could just train him to use the litter box like the rest of us!'

'Now wash your hooves.'

Eureka!