Toilet Training Guru Pillows

"I'm sorry, mom. I couldn't hold it."

The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.

"Why won't you teach us how to handle complaints?"

Personal Potty Trainer

Impracticle Guide to Having Babies

"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening."

Great training inspires employees: 'I see myself doing you job before too long...'

'I'm trying to toilet train them.'

Dog wearing gas mask brings slippers to his owner.

'Ooopsss! I did it again.'

"Hey Rudy, you've been in there for over an hour. You OK in there?" "I think I'm dying here." "What? D'you need me to call 911?" "I don't think that'll help." "I just need to build more pikemen and cavalry and buy a defense boost before the enemy's march reaches my city." "Get off your phone!!!" "I'm saving a kingdom here! It's important!"

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The Dog Breeder and His Son

"It's about time the training wheels came off!"

Snow baby

Fat Kid 13- Goes for a ride

Potty Training.

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'I've gone over the fight tapes and I think I've pinpointed your weakness.'

Break Glass in Case of Emergency

"And this bit down here is about actually how to do the job."

Puppy Potty Training.

"No kidding? And it took me 20 minutes to climb up here!"

number 1 and number 2 mom

'These are the last of the pull-ups, so no on have a taxi-dent, OK?'

"And you guys said I was 'gross'."

"I really really have to pee."

'Beg, but don't wheedle.'

'And this is the ultimate in low-flush toilets!'

"I think the flush is broken."

Eureka!

"Martha, throw away the Pooper Scooper!"

'No more litter boxes for us! We trained the cat to use the toilet.'

Yeah, I'm still potty training him.

'And he's so picky about what brand of tiny toilet paper he'll use. It would be much easier if we could just train him to use the litter box like the rest of us!'