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"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

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"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening."

Thunk! Teddy! Pick them up! They're toxic to all living things! Ok. Ok. But you don't have to exaggerate. Regrettably � I'm not.

'I'm trying to toilet train them.'

'Ooopsss! I did it again.'

"Does it come with instructions?"

"Hey Rudy, you've been in there for over an hour. You OK in there?" "I think I'm dying here." "What? D'you need me to call 911?" "I don't think that'll help." "I just need to build more pikemen and cavalry and buy a defense boost before the enemy's march reaches my city." "Get off your phone!!!" "I'm saving a kingdom here! It's important!"

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"It's about time the training wheels came off!"

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Potty Training.

"At the moment I'm afraid we have learning difficulties..."

Puppy Potty Training.

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"I really really have to pee."

"No kidding? And it took me 20 minutes to climb up here!"

'These are the last of the pull-ups, so no on have a taxi-dent, OK?'

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'Now wash your hooves.'

'And he's so picky about what brand of tiny toilet paper he'll use. It would be much easier if we could just train him to use the litter box like the rest of us!'

"Why didn't you think of that while you were sitting on the potty with the water running?"

Yeah, I'm still potty training him.

"Martha, throw away the Pooper Scooper!"

'No more litter boxes for us! We trained the cat to use the toilet.'

"I think the flush is broken."

Eureka!

'Mom. This is a no-go. Can we try again tomorrow?'

"Yes. But before you become king you must learn to go potty..."

'You've got it easy. All you have to do is to try to go to the bathroom outside your pants.'

"I'm sorry, mom. I couldn't hold it."