Toilet Training Pro Pillows

Fat Kid 13- Goes for a ride

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

Personal Potty Trainer

Impracticle Guide to Having Babies

"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening."

'I'm trying to toilet train them.'

'Ooopsss! I did it again.'

"Does it come with instructions?"

"Hey Rudy, you've been in there for over an hour. You OK in there?" "I think I'm dying here." "What? D'you need me to call 911?" "I don't think that'll help." "I just need to build more pikemen and cavalry and buy a defense boost before the enemy's march reaches my city." "Get off your phone!!!" "I'm saving a kingdom here! It's important!"

"It's about time the training wheels came off!"

Potty Training.

Snow baby

"At the moment I'm afraid we have learning difficulties..."

Puppy Potty Training.

Break Glass in Case of Emergency

"No kidding? And it took me 20 minutes to climb up here!"

"I really really have to pee."

'These are the last of the pull-ups, so no on have a taxi-dent, OK?'

"Why didn't you think of that while you were sitting on the potty with the water running?"

Eureka!

"I think the flush is broken."

"Martha, throw away the Pooper Scooper!"

'And he's so picky about what brand of tiny toilet paper he'll use. It would be much easier if we could just train him to use the litter box like the rest of us!'

'Now wash your hooves.'

Toilet training for an adult.

"Yes. But before you become king you must learn to go potty..."

"I'm sorry, mom. I couldn't hold it."

Mom, I just peed...

'Mom. This is a no-go. Can we try again tomorrow?'

'You've got it easy. All you have to do is to try to go to the bathroom outside your pants.'