Toilet Training Phase Pillows

'Either my waterbed is leaking... or I am.'

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

Personal Potty Trainer

Impracticle Guide to Having Babies

"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening."

'I'm trying to toilet train them.'

'I do set limits. For example, he wasn't allowed to use the tablet computer until after he downloaded a potty training app.'

'Ooopsss! I did it again.'

"Does it come with instructions?"

"Before we start on the main agenda does anybody need money to take them to the tinkle room?"

"We're potty training."

"It's about time the training wheels came off!"

Potty Training.

Fat Kid 13- Goes for a ride

MEN, WOMEN, 'What are KIDS supposed to do?'

Snow baby

'Yes, bedwetting can be an issue, but there's no need to make a big deal of it...'

Puppy Potty Training.

"No kidding? And it took me 20 minutes to climb up here!"

Child on leash peeing on fire hydrant.

"And you guys said I was 'gross'."

"Think, son. Where did we say bears poop?"

"I can't wait that long."

"Why didn't you think of that while you were sitting on the potty with the water running?"

'And he's so picky about what brand of tiny toilet paper he'll use. It would be much easier if we could just train him to use the litter box like the rest of us!'

"I think the flush is broken."

'When you can hear the sound of one cheek pooing you will have learned, grasshopper...'

"Train 'em young that's what I say."

'Now wash your hooves.'

Eureka!