Toilet Training Phase Pillows

'Either my waterbed is leaking... or I am.'

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

Personal Potty Trainer

Impracticle Guide to Having Babies

"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening."

'I'm trying to toilet train them.'

'I do set limits. For example, he wasn't allowed to use the tablet computer until after he downloaded a potty training app.'

'Ooopsss! I did it again.'

Gangster Babies

"Does it come with instructions?"

"Before we start on the main agenda does anybody need money to take them to the tinkle room?"

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"We're potty training."

"I'm not sure Dad, but I think I wet the bed."

"It's about time the training wheels came off!"

Potty Training.

Fat Kid 13- Goes for a ride

Snow baby

MEN, WOMEN, 'What are KIDS supposed to do?'

'Yes, bedwetting can be an issue, but there's no need to make a big deal of it...'

Puppy Potty Training.

"Think, son. Where did we say bears poop?"

"And you guys said I was 'gross'."

Child on leash peeing on fire hydrant.

"No kidding? And it took me 20 minutes to climb up here!"

Now, my son, visualize yourself removing your diaper and sitting on the potty

"I can't wait that long."

Toilet training for an adult.

"I think the flush is broken."

'For the last time, Charlie, you don't need a Wii...You just...oh...'

"Train 'em young that's what I say."

'Now wash your hooves.'

'No more litter boxes for us! We trained the cat to use the toilet.'

Remember Rudy Park, my college roommate? He just tipped me off to breaking news. Some geological disaster across the bridge. Wow. You should totally go cover that. I'm glad you think so, 'cause it wouldn't really be responsible to take a 2-year-old to a geological disaster. Could you watch my boy for a few days? On second thought, that's a boring story. Nobody wants to hear about that. He's almost potty trained. Sorry, I have a ... work ... ish thing.

'When you can hear the sound of one cheek pooing you will have learned, grasshopper...'