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Personal Potty Trainer

Professional Toilet Trainer.

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

Impracticle Guide to Having Babies

"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening."

'I'm trying to toilet train them.'

'Ooopsss! I did it again.'

"Hey Rudy, you've been in there for over an hour. You OK in there?" "I think I'm dying here." "What? D'you need me to call 911?" "I don't think that'll help." "I just need to build more pikemen and cavalry and buy a defense boost before the enemy's march reaches my city." "Get off your phone!!!" "I'm saving a kingdom here! It's important!"

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'No madam, the seat does not keep falling down, to the annoyance of male users, would you like one that does?'

"It's about time the training wheels came off!"

Potty Training.

Snow baby

We're not leaving this spacestation until I found out who blocked the toilets!

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Fat Kid 13- Goes for a ride

"At the moment I'm afraid we have learning difficulties..."

Break Glass in Case of Emergency

Puppy Potty Training.

"No kidding? And it took me 20 minutes to climb up here!"

'These are the last of the pull-ups, so no on have a taxi-dent, OK?'

number 1 and number 2 mom

"I really really have to pee."

Yeah, I'm still potty training him.

"I think the flush is broken."

"Why didn't you think of that while you were sitting on the potty with the water running?"

Eureka!

'No more litter boxes for us! We trained the cat to use the toilet.'

Toilet training for an adult.

"Martha, throw away the Pooper Scooper!"

'And he's so picky about what brand of tiny toilet paper he'll use. It would be much easier if we could just train him to use the litter box like the rest of us!'

'Now wash your hooves.'

'You've got it easy. All you have to do is to try to go to the bathroom outside your pants.'

"Yes. But before you become king you must learn to go potty..."

"I'm sorry, mom. I couldn't hold it."