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"No kidding? And it took me 20 minutes to climb up here!"

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

Personal Potty Trainer

Impracticle Guide to Having Babies

"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening."

'I'm trying to toilet train them.'

'Being a Drill Sergeant isn't s tough - all you got to know is how to count to four.'

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"Our max is six M&Ms for poop on the potty but try to hold her to three."

"It's about time the training wheels came off!"

Potty Training.

Fat Kid 13- Goes for a ride

Snow baby

"At the moment I'm afraid we have learning difficulties..."

Puppy Potty Training.

3 days without an accident.

Child on leash peeing on fire hydrant.

Man wetting himself in a toilet queue.

'And he's so picky about what brand of tiny toilet paper he'll use. It would be much easier if we could just train him to use the litter box like the rest of us!'

'Now wash your hooves.'

Toilet training for an adult.

"Oh no! It's another lecture on his pension contributions!"

"Martha, throw away the Pooper Scooper!"

'No more litter boxes for us! We trained the cat to use the toilet.'

Eureka!

Departures - Portaloo.

THE FART HEARD ROUND THE WORLD

'Mom. This is a no-go. Can we try again tomorrow?'

"I'm sorry, mom. I couldn't hold it."

"But it still had some sentimental value."

Mom, I just peed...

"Yes. But before you become king you must learn to go potty..."

"Everything alright in there?"

"No kidding? And it took me 20 minutes to climb up here!"

He's my personal potty trainer.