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"No kidding? And it took me 20 minutes to climb up here!"

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

Personal Potty Trainer

Impracticle Guide to Having Babies

"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening."

'I'm trying to toilet train them.'

'Being a Drill Sergeant isn't s tough - all you got to know is how to count to four.'

"It's about time the training wheels came off!"

Snow baby

Potty Training.

Fat Kid 13- Goes for a ride

"At the moment I'm afraid we have learning difficulties..."

3 days without an accident.

Puppy Potty Training.

Child on leash peeing on fire hydrant.

Man wetting himself in a toilet queue.

"Oh no! It's another lecture on his pension contributions!"

Eureka!

"Martha, throw away the Pooper Scooper!"

'And he's so picky about what brand of tiny toilet paper he'll use. It would be much easier if we could just train him to use the litter box like the rest of us!'

'Now wash your hooves.'

Toilet training for an adult.

Departures - Portaloo.

THE FART HEARD ROUND THE WORLD

Mom, I just peed...

'Mom. This is a no-go. Can we try again tomorrow?'

"I'm sorry, mom. I couldn't hold it."

"Yes. But before you become king you must learn to go potty..."

"But it still had some sentimental value."

"No kidding? And it took me 20 minutes to climb up here!"

"Everything alright in there?"

'Either my waterbed is leaking... or I am.'