Bathroom Break Enthusiast T-Shirts

The mathematician and his son...

'Let's see here... Mr. Stevens... it says you slipped in the tub and hit your head.'

"Think of it as a big puddle."

'More bubbles!'

Baby Hairstyles.

"How much?! Blimey, to get my money's worth, I'd need to use it EVERY WEEK!"

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

Child Being Dirty in the Bath.

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

'You don't think you're just a tad overprotective?'

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

'How do you know I won't shrink if I didn't come with a washing instructions tag?'

'A representative will be with you in twelve minutes... so, if you have to go to the bathroom, please go now...'

The Tragedy of Prosperity

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

Man's rubber duck waits for him to have bath

"They're clean Mum, I washed them yesterday."

'Moses, you'd better be in that bathtub!!'

Duck in a bathtub

"Looks like Billy clogged up the toilet again."

'Don't just stand there, Mum - Your admiral has lost the soap!'

Bob would learn the hard way that dogs are color-blind.

Bathing and Showering.

'The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber and the second bathroom saved our marriage.'

"Honey, it was a hard day. I'm going to take a bath."

A giant rubber duck with a human bath toy

Sailor notices a sea mine in his foot bath.

'Which end's the shallow end?'

"What? You asked me to draw you a bath."

How to recover from a bad day

'Mum-dad's in the bath with a bird!'

'Now, you'd better pick up your toys or no bath!'

Dance of the Inconsistent Water Temperature

"No, I don't think you're growing a gill."