Bathroom Break Enthusiast Mugs

The mathematician and his son...

"Think of it as a big puddle."

'More bubbles!'

Baby Hairstyles.

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

"How much?! Blimey, to get my money's worth, I'd need to use it EVERY WEEK!"

Child Being Dirty in the Bath.

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

'You don't think you're just a tad overprotective?'

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

'A representative will be with you in twelve minutes... so, if you have to go to the bathroom, please go now...'

'How do you know I won't shrink if I didn't come with a washing instructions tag?'

The Tragedy of Prosperity

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

"They're clean Mum, I washed them yesterday."

Man's rubber duck waits for him to have bath

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

'Moses, you'd better be in that bathtub!!'

'Don't just stand there, Mum - Your admiral has lost the soap!'

"Looks like Billy clogged up the toilet again."

Duck in a bathtub

Bob would learn the hard way that dogs are color-blind.

Bathing and Showering.

'The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber and the second bathroom saved our marriage.'

A giant rubber duck with a human bath toy

'Mum-dad's in the bath with a bird!'

'Which end's the shallow end?'

'Now, you'd better pick up your toys or no bath!'

Sailor notices a sea mine in his foot bath.

"Honey, it was a hard day. I'm going to take a bath."

"What? You asked me to draw you a bath."

How to recover from a bad day

Dance of the Inconsistent Water Temperature

computer trick with teapot and cup

Dog brings pipe,paper and slippers to man in bathtub.