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'Ten minutes to read the paper in silence... bliss.' - 'Floater! Gah!' - 'What's wrong, Peel? Tell me.' - 'It had eyes... big sweetcorn eyes...'

Shampoo.

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

Bagpipes in the bath.

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

"How much?! Blimey, to get my money's worth, I'd need to use it EVERY WEEK!"

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

The Tragedy of Prosperity

'How am I going to get all this back in the tube?'

'You know what would be really romantic? If, just for once, you sat at the tap end.'

"Looks like Billy clogged up the toilet again."

'Not now, Aladdin...'

Bob would learn the hard way that dogs are color-blind.

'Without thinking Captain Hook uses the wrong hand'

'The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber and the second bathroom saved our marriage.'

'Pay outhouse' with a sign that says, 'Drop 25¢ in can.'

'Okay, who didn't flush the toilet?'

Knight using the men's bathroom.

Sudoku toilet paper

"Uh, I was drinking that."

A Sat Nav that displays toilet stops

Dance of the Inconsistent Water Temperature

"The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber with the second bathroom saved our marriage."

'Oh goody, chunky soup!'

Pharaoh on the toilet.

'...I got my hands dirty washing my face!'

'You should have thought of that before we abducted you.'

'Yes, I did give you permission to play with a boat in the bath tub. However, I was thinking of a toy boat.'

'Why didn't you lot go before you got in?'

"Sorry about declaring, Syd, but I needed to pee."

"You, Stanley, are a complete disgrace to cockroaches everywhere."

'Time out!'

The Stinker