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'First you feel shock, then anger, and finally remorse. It's the three stages of grief when buying the tuna sandwich.'

"Find out if the Stanton account is our bread and butter or our meat and potatos. I'll be at lunch."

"Lunchward ho!"

'Welcome to Maximum Security. Options include walking, reading a book, or taking the all important lunch break.'

'Not very friendly, is he?'

'I'm going to have to call you back, I have a full plate right now.'

Lunch break.

'I forgot to bring my lunch - could I clone yours?'

Donuts. 12 off.

Gone to lunch

Rocco's Dog Training: Out to Lunch . . . Sit-Stay.

"Sir, I'd prefer you fax the document. Then I could pretend I didn't see it and maybe get out of here for some lunch!"

Breakrooms: No politics allowed....Politics Allowed

Lunchroom Talk

"Let's eat lunch in the park and play 'Guess that Stranger's Tax Bracket.'"

UFO Society: Abducted for Lunch

Auction Rooms - Going...Going...Gone to Lunch

"At lunchtime Dr. Jones just loves taking union talk with his fellow brothers."

'A candy bar and cheese crackers? You call that a balanced lunch?'

Out to Scrunch.

'You're the first person to ask for a shopping hour in addition to a lunch hour.'

'... Say, are you sure we're allowed a lunch break?'

'We only get an hour for lunch, so your best bet is to brown-bag it.'

'Down here the three important times are lunch time, break time, and shelter-in-place time.

Thermos capsule lunch launch.

'I'll have an out-of-work-ploughman's please.'

"The pizza guy wants to know what floor we're on."

'He's out to lunch...but he won't be long, nobody took him.'

"Lunch!"

"It's a working lunch."

'Guess what I've got for lunch today...a piece of my wife's delicious rum cake.'

"Your expense account ain't what it used to be. There's not enough money on your card to cover the $5.35."

"Do we always have to work through lunch?"

Back in 5 minutes!

"Well, I'm the company sports champion! During the lunch break I ate more hamburgers than any other colleague!"