Vacation Period Gifts

A man carrying his suitcase away from an aeroplane.

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

Easter Island legs

Tourists

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

On holiday.

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Airlines

"First class, or with children?"

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

Holiday time.

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Beach con-man.

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

'What zip code are we in now?'

Skiing.

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Bad fake tan day.

Club Antisocial

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

'He lives for his holidays.'

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

World Tour.

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.