Vacation Period T-Shirts

A man carrying his suitcase away from an aeroplane.

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

On holiday.

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Tourists

Easter Island legs

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

'What zip code are we in now?'

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

Airlines

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

Skiing.

Holiday time.

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

"First class, or with children?"

Beach con-man.

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Club Antisocial

Bad fake tan day.

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

Bring your own inflatable.

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

'He lives for his holidays.'