Vacation T-Shirts

"I'm sorry- I can barely hear you with this goddam ocean behind me."

"We spent the summer on the Côte de Jersey."

"I'm sorry, sir, but Dostoyevsky is not considered summer reading. I'll have to ask you to come with me."

People dressed in green roll up the beach like a carpet

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

The Weekend

"It's time for us to go back to Sixty-fifth and Third, Richard."

Inbox and outbox for books

Nude Beach/Perv Bluff

Sunbathing Police Officer

"Where? Where?"

"I told you to wear sunscreen."

'Yech...I hate when they put that sauce on.'

Life-Work Balance.

"It's over. Go home."

"Shark salting a man before it eats him."

"I'm making a list of everything we have to do before we go away so we can freak out in some kind of order."

"On the web it said four stars, but I can see at least seven."

Summertime.

'You know, Mertins, when you take a vacation day, you can actually stay at home.'

"Here's your room key, and here's your mountain view."

'I just hope there'll be time for a short vacation between camp and school.'

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

'I think there's something wrong with our navigational system, because judging by the icebergs, I don't think we're in the Caribbean.'

"Yes, it is true! I've finally persuaded Derek to take a holiday."

"Is everything O.K., sir? We noticed that you aren't constantly eating."

Fight for your summer.

'She's in post-vacation shock. Two weeks off and she feels like she never left.'

'This is alphabet soup, Mom. I don't use the alphabet in the summer.'

'We'd better get out of the sun, sweety. That little thingy on your back just popped up.'

'Taking the concept of 'Bank Holiday' a bit literally aren't we. . .?

'but apart from that, I had a fantastic time - and the Eiffel Tower was amazing!'

'It's so cruel the way they break it to you, Not, 'school starts tomorrow', but 'tonight's a school night','

'I know you said this was a four star hotel, but I didn't expect to see them through a hole in my ceiling!'

'They're jumping up and down on the couch in there.'