Vacation Mugs

"I'm sorry- I can barely hear you with this goddam ocean behind me."

"We spent the summer on the Côte de Jersey."

"I'm sorry, sir, but Dostoyevsky is not considered summer reading. I'll have to ask you to come with me."

People dressed in green roll up the beach like a carpet

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

The Weekend

"It's time for us to go back to Sixty-fifth and Third, Richard."

Inbox and outbox for books

"Where? Where?"

Nude Beach/Perv Bluff

Sunbathing Police Officer

'For cryin' out loud! Can't you forget about work for just one day?!'

"I told you to wear sunscreen."

Man on beach blowing up an inflatable office.

'Yech...I hate when they put that sauce on.'

Life-Work Balance.

"It's over. Go home."

"Shark salting a man before it eats him."

"I'm making a list of everything we have to do before we go away so we can freak out in some kind of order."

"On the web it said four stars, but I can see at least seven."

Summertime.

'You know, Mertins, when you take a vacation day, you can actually stay at home.'

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

'I just hope there'll be time for a short vacation between camp and school.'

"Here's your room key, and here's your mountain view."

"Is everything O.K., sir? We noticed that you aren't constantly eating."

"Yes, it is true! I've finally persuaded Derek to take a holiday."

'She's in post-vacation shock. Two weeks off and she feels like she never left.'

Fight for your summer.

'I think there's something wrong with our navigational system, because judging by the icebergs, I don't think we're in the Caribbean.'

'This is alphabet soup, Mom. I don't use the alphabet in the summer.'

'We'd better get out of the sun, sweety. That little thingy on your back just popped up.'

'but apart from that, I had a fantastic time - and the Eiffel Tower was amazing!'

'They're jumping up and down on the couch in there.'

'Taking the concept of 'Bank Holiday' a bit literally aren't we. . .?